SloE

Your name is MICKY. You have just sent the games to all your friends. You have many INTERESTS. You love KITTEN and playing ROLEPLAYING GAMES. You tend to collect CUTE ANIMAL FIGURES and play POKEMON CARDS with your BOYFRIEND. You are a talented ARTIST but DENY IT. Your room is covered in STUFFED TOYS because they are simply too ADORABLE and your BOYFRIEND sent them to you. Did you mention you love your BOYFRIEND to pieces?

Your chumhandle is mechanicalSolstice and you <33like to spread your love to everyone!!!!!


You'd like to start this train wreck but you are too busy being the other guy.....

Your name is GREG. You have just finished installing the mod of the game your friend sent. Your interests are EXTREME TABLETOP GAMING and collecting FANCY WEAPONS, none of which you can actually wield. You like to paint SCIENCE FICTION MODELS and wear DAPPER VESTS. You are a HANDSOME WRITER and you KNOW IT. Your room is scattered with BROKEN CHEAP POCKETWATCHES, that don't look like ANYTHING SUGGESTIVE AT ALL. You can’t get yourself to throw them away because of SENTIMENTAL REASONS. And by SENTIMENTAL REASONS, you mean you like the poeticism of a broken watch.

Your chumhandle is gregariousGentleman and you Speak in a mellow and semi-formal manner.

==> Equip your arms.

That is, you would equip your arms, if you weren't so busy being yet another guy.

You are the other guy.

Your name is ETHAN and you're kind of the guy who started this entire trainwreck. You have just come home from your busy day of generally faffing about. Your interests are VIRTUAL JAPANESE POSITRONIC SINGING VIXENS and COMPUTERS, which are pretty much the same thing. You like to program computers and are ACTUALLY PRETTY GOOD AT IT, so good, in fact, that you have made SERVER-KUN. From time to time, you like to play VIDEO GAMES and are COMPETENT AT SWORDFIGHTING, practicing often with CHEAP FOAM SWORDS. Sadly, you only own one real sword and are too scared to use it.

Scattered about your room are the internal components of SERVER-KUN's brothers and sisters, which you keep around because you are lazy and and feel like a L33T H4X0R, but mostly because you're lazy. You are not sure how SERVER-KUN feels about this.

Your chumhandle is lunacyFabricator and you < speak like one vvery close +o +he machine >

You walk over and commune with SERVER-KUN.

Spoiler:

You need to compile some code, but first you've got to be the other guy.

You are the other guy.




Your name is RIC and you really are bored. You have just walked in your room after a sixteen hour long philosiphizing session. Your interests are PHILOSOPHIZING and FIGHTING. You have REALLY GOOD EYESIGHT and an ODDLY HORRIBLE PERCEPTION OF TIME. You'll philosophize over this later perhaps. You collect an ARRAY OF WEAPONS though still prefer FIGHTING WITH YOUR FISTS. You are RELATIVELY COMPETENT with most weapons. You really like MAGIC and always TRUST YOUR INSTINCTS no matter what people say. Your computer is LITERALLY A TOASTER. How you play games and communicate on it is impossible. You simply TRUST YOUR INSTINCTS and don't question it. You actually upgraded from a two-slot toaster to the INFAMOUS FOUR SLOT BURNMASTER. You're cookin now.

Your chumhandle is philosophicalFighter and you Usually talk calmly, and properly, but sometimes FREAK THE Excellent OUT.

You need to look for your gauntlets but first you have to be the other guy

You are WILL and you are UPSIDE DOWN. You aren't really sure how this happen, but does it really matter? Your interest are AMERICA and BATMAN. You are a MAN and MAN has HAMMER and SHIELD. Your BATMAN and JOKER figures sit in the corner being all cool and better than everything in the world. Right next to them is your BELOVED ITALIAN PLUMBER HERO. Did you see my amazing HAT SHOOTING GAME poster? I bet you didn't. And my AMERICAN FLAG flows in the wind because AMERICA IS NUMBER ONE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. You look at the VELOCIRAPTOR. He calls to you!

Spoiler:

Your chumhandle is jiveassMotherfucker and you ARE THE DOCTOR CHIEF GENERAL OF THE USS CORE OF MANLY MEN YUP YUP

You should try being the other guy, I mean everyone else is doing it

You are now the other guy. Your name is Spencer and you are in your room admiring one of your many Nu-13 posters. Your interests are Nu-13, and things of a grimdark nature. Due to this interest you have acquired quite a few books on the subject of the grimdark. Some may consider your interest in Nu-13 to be more of an unhealthy obsesion than an interest, but you don't think so. Your sword and all your weapons are near your bed, you never know what will happen these days. Some of your friends do not even consider you to be a human, and you are quite fine with that. You almost slip on a puddle of blood, you should probably clean that up soon. You find that hard to do since you can't stop admiring those posters, they are really nice posters after all.


Your chumhandle is swordHarbinger and you tend to talk in a sadistic and dark manner.

You would try to clean up that blood, but those posters, and the fact that you need to be the other guy.

...Wait, this guy doesn't seem to be here right now. It looks like he must have just left. Well, I bet he wont mind if we look around his room a little.

It appears that he has many interests, including HUGE ROBOTS THAT FIGHT IN SPACE and MASKED HEROES RIDING MOTORIZED BIKES. He shows this with his many ROBOT FIGURES and TRANSFORMATION BELTS. There also appears to be a COLLECTION OF SWORDS that seem like an EXTREMELY DANGEROUS THING to keep in his room. You feel like they have something to do with his apparent love of FANTASY BASED BOARD GAMES.

It looks like he left his LAPTOP on. Maybe we can gain more info.

Pester Log:

Well then, looks like his chum handle is grievingSaviour, and he tends to draw oout certain ssooundss. Excellent this guy, he's no fun.

Tu nombre es Sammy y estas en...un momento algo está mal, launching English.exe..... English initialized, ok this is better your name is Sammy and you are in your room trying to organize your collection of plastic bottles which you started years ago and admiring your WALRUS posters and action figures. you have a couple of interests besides walruses, like programming and even though you are terrible at it you try to get better, you even wrote your english.exe translator so everything you write is not in NOT AMERICAN, even though there are better and more efficient versions downloadable on the web. Since you wrote this yourself in a computer made out of toasters and cardboard your program is very flawed and it will randomly and sometimes in the worst possible situation translate to GERMAN, you keep trying to fixieren diese Frage but since you are easily distracted you ignore it for your other interest, NERF GUNS which you are really good at.

Your chumhandle is walrusManipulator and you tend to speak in a special and Art der dumme Art und Weise. Ok time to concentrate and code or you would if you weren’t so distracted with the possibility of being another guy

PSYCHE OUT!
You go back to being the chick. Well you suppose you better start this train wreck already but it looks like one of your chums is pestering you.

It looks like jiveassMotherfucker has something to tell you. God that name cracks you up, that man is a true lord of entertainment.

Pesterlog:

Yes he truly is the master of humor, one day you will be as hilarious as he is. One of many goals. Well you guess while you are on your laptop you might as well get started once and for all.

IF THE DAMN THING WOULD EVER FINISH INSTALLING WHAT THE CRAP?!
NEGATIVE 48 MINUTES HOW DID YOU EVEN OH GOOOOOOOD!!!!
You don't even know how to fix this mess, maybe LF will get on soon to help you figure this out. In the meantime you stop to admire your desktop. So creepy. Apparently its a picture of a prince or something? You don't know what he's suppose to be the prince of except maybe your NIGHTMARES.

==> Be the new character



Your name is Robert. You have many INTERESTS. You love DESIGNING and you're a decent ARTIST, though you'd never say that yourself. You tend to collect MYTHICAL DRAGON FIGURES and play CERTAIN JAPANESE ROLEPLAYING GAMES. You're a magician of sorts, and people often refer to you as a wizard. Your room is NEAT and ORGANIZED because you have a CONTROLLING personality.

Your chumhandle is superiorNimbus and you're Concise.


You'd like to contribute something meaningful, but first . . .

==> Be the handsome devil.
(wait for the gif)
Just as this revelation came to him, and his face finished returning to it's normal shape, he received a pester from an old friend.


Pesterlog

Spoiler:

Resignedly, he spent the next hour packaging an armful of broken pocketwatches and then driving off to the post office to mail them. When he returned, he immediately contacted Ethan.

Pesterlog

Spoiler:

Someone else is pestering him. Oh, I hope you remember him. It's the philosophicalFighter.

Pesterlog

Spoiler:

And the switch...

Pesterlog

Spoiler:

He couldn't help but wonder where this all would lead to.

Oh hey, its that one guy we couldn't find befo-



Uh... I... Lets come back to this later.

Spoiler:

You decide while you wait for LF you'll bug SH a little bit.

Pesterlog:

All this nonsense with computers has made you tired. You are basically always tired but whatever!

Sweet dreams!!!




You wake up from your pleasant nap, fresh as a morning daisy.

==> lunacyFabricator

You wake up, tired after a fitful bit of sleep to find swordHarbinger online.
Of course he would be on now.
Time to chew him out.

Spoiler:

This isn'y good. Micky might be in more danger than you thought. Running that installer . . . is almost guaranteed to break something. You need to fix that as soon as possible. But before that, you have to undo the changes done to Micky's system and install your modded Sburb. Luckily, you think you can do both of them at the same time.

You go check your mail. An auspiciously normal brown package lies inside the box. You open it.


Inside are 9 pocketwatches. You would guess that Greg couldn't possibly know how perfect that number is, but then again, he probably did. You get down to work, only to be interrupted . . .

Spoiler:

You don't have time for this, ironically. Is this really why he wanted be unblocked? You might just go back to blocking him. You get back down to your work. After what seems like hours, you finish it. You look over at Server-Kun, telling it to upload the software to the device. It chirps happily after finishing.

THE DEVICE HAS BEEN MODIFIED.



Alright, it appears to have worked, time to send this to Micky. You should let her know whats going on.

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You're pretty tired, so you decide to lie down.

Everyone was offline again, probably sleeping. They were always sleeping. You didn't sleep. At least you couldn't remember sleeping if you ever had. No one online. You'd just wait like you always did for someone else to wake up and talk to you.

Well looks like the time has come to finally clean the blood off the floor you suppose. You begin to clean the blood, when you suddenly get the feeling someone is watching you. You go to investigate and find no one in the near vicinity. You wonder why you had that feeling, but decide to ignore it for the moment. You try to go back to cleaning when you see someone is pestering you on pesterchum. It seems it is mechanicalSolstice.

It seems that Ragna.exe has been triggered in the SloE program, and is stuck at -48 minutes. Ugh, you hate recursion why did you have to write that part. Well looks like the everything might be broken, this might prove to be even more interesting than before.

You are about to go back to cleaning blood when you are interrupted once again, will that blood ever get cleaned up. This time it is lunacyFabricator, probably about the Ragna.exe thing, you prepare for talking to someone who is thoroughly vexed.

Well apparently he wasn't aware of the fact that recursion was involved. Maybe that's why you got that portion of the job.

You stand in your bedroom. There seems to be something going outside. You decide to take a peek.

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