Lesson 2: Man and his Discoveries
Ah yes, first man. The few, the proud, the incest. Yes, most people dont like to point out that to make the human race as big as it is today we probably began with a bunch of brothers and sisters just totally wrecking it up with each other (try not to think to hard on this). But other then "the Big Bang", as scientist refer to it, The first humans also did something that will help us even today! Discover fire. That is right, Fire.
Lesson 3: Fire and Why We Love It
Fire is GRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTT! it helps us cook, provide heat during the winter, and burn people alive. You see, when man first discovered fire he was intrigued by it. It was the first thing that wasn't a solid that he had ever seen. He tried controlling it, but it just burnt him. He tried negotiating with it, but that just made it burn brighter. He tried giving it stuff but it just destroyed the gifts. So how did man conquer this mighty beast you ask? He made the flamethrower. It is a little known fact that flamethrowers do not only spray out flames, but they also suck them in. You see, to be able to shoot flames from the flamethrower the man must suck up a flame first. Then once it is sucked up it can be stored within the backpack thing and be used for later. And that is exactly what our very first ancestors did.
Stay tune for Lesson 4!