It was an average day in the Town of Melancholy. Every Cholyer was up to his head in melons for today was the Day of Melancholy where the Cholyers would finally get to eat the Melons that they have been planting for years.
"YAY, THE MELONS, THEY ARE HERE!!!!!" said a little toddler Cholyer with eyes a glow.
"Thats right youngin' HEE HEE. Here, have a beer" said Old, Senile Cholyer who has been around since the very first melon picking back in 100 B.C.
"I've been around since the very first melon picking back in 100 B.C." said Old, Senile Cholyer "And i shall not lie, the first one was probably the best. But maybe this year will be better, the only way to find out is by getting drunk, have another beer."
"Old, Senile Cholyer, i think you have had to much to drink. Maybe you should stop drinking and tell me a story..."
"HEE HEE, fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, have another beer and forget about it HEE HEE...AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH *dead*"
"OLD, SENILE CHOLYER, ARE YOU OK?" said the little toddler with fear in his eye.
"Yeah, yeah, im fine, just a little dead, i suggest you call an ambulance or something. Perhaps a paramedic."
And so the little cholyer chap ran as fast as he could to the closest hospital he could find.
"HELP, PLEASE, SOMBODY, I NEED A MEDIC!!!" shouted the little boy, but atlas no one listen. Except for one man, he hid in the shadows and his name was Evil Lord Betty.
"I hear you, boy" said Evil Lord Betty, "But i dont know if i care enough to help"
"Please Evil Lord Betty, you are my only hope!!!!"
"Well you did say please"
And so, are hero ran back to Old, Senile Cholyer but this time with help.
"See, he is pretty much a goner!!! but can you still help"
"Do you know why they call me Evil Lord Betty?"
"Now that you mention it I actually didn't even know your name was Evil Lord Betty, i kinda just guessed..."
"Oh, well then...Well they call me it cuz im EVIL, IMMA LORD, AND MY NAME IS BETTY!!!!!"
"OH NO, NOT THAT!!!!"
"YES, THAT INDEED"
and so are hero was stuck in between a rock and a hard place, whether he chose to join the dark side or the light side idk. Well, this was the first thing i posted in the Literary part, and probably the worst, but as are dear friend Old, Senile Cholyer said "And i shall not lie, the first one was probably the best. But maybe this year will be better, the only way to find out is by getting drunk, have another beer."
As you can see that quote contradicts with what i said, but you know what they say "HEE HEE, fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, have another beer and forget about it HEE HEE...AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH *dead*"
I hope you enjoyed this beautiful story. The End